Cara always sort of knew things were going to come to this, but that didn't make the matter at hand any less frustrating. She had hoped that outright spreading herself at Kip's feet would manage to get the former human to in any way take the hint, but dear Arceus, this Mudkip really was just that fucking dense.

"Kip, I am begging you to do something down there." she pleaded. "Literally all you have to do to help me out is just like... fucking blow on it or some shit, I don't care, just do anything at all that would prove to me that you understand what sex even is!"

The Pikachu knew her cries would fall on equally deaf ears as the last half-dozen demands had been, but it wasn't her choice to make. Her snatch had been on metaphorical fire from the minute she entered the water-type's abode, and her lower half was currently making it very clear that she wasn't going to leave without some form of extinguishment. The electric mouse's pikussy was on full display in all its glory, her walls dripping with sexual fluid all in unprecedented desire for one axolotl and one axolotl only.

That one axolotl didn't seem to notice.

"Wow, Cara," said Kip in the same kind of effervescent tone of voice he'd had from the second he'd woke up in Tiny Woods, "It's pretty dope that you can just make your pussy appear whenever you're horny. Can all Pokemon do that? You'll totally have to show me how to manifest a dick once I’m done with this match!"

Kip did not hesitate to turn the game he was playing around so that the laid out electric-type could get a good look. Cara honestly didn't know whatever the hell the screen that the Mudkip had managed to find even was, and really wanted to ignore it for the time being, but it was becoming increasingly clear that she was the one getting ignored instead. The Pikachu wouldn't know it, but Kip was casually faffing around with a Nintendo Switch. Like, an entire fucking Switch. We're talking every little detail replicated right down to the weird manufacturing information that's printed on the joycons. The fact that what appeared to be eldritch technology had manifested itself in the little mudskipper's home just to cockblock Cara infuriated her to no end, and it probably would've pissed her off even more if she had known she had become the first Pokemon in the history of the Pokemon World to have been ignored by their man in favor of Fortnite.

"This game's even better than I remember it!" laughed Kip, getting a sick 360 headshot on a player that probably would've sold their computer if they had found out they had just gotten styled on by a talking children's mascot.

"Where the hell did you even find that?" said Cara, growling in tranquil rage.

"Oh it was really simple, I had a huge hankering for some video games right when I stumbled into some weird place called a Wish Cave. Boy, you shoulda seen me fumble around, I must've fell down like a hundred staircases consectutively! Anyway, I met a funny white dude at the bottom of that pit, and one wish later, bada bing, bada boom, and now I can play Fortnite any time I want!" said the Mudkip, expositioning like a champ. "Cara, did you hear they added Snake Eyes to the game as a skin? There's no way I could properly explain to you what G.I.Joe is, but man, if that PowerPoint I made explaining the sociopolitical climate of children's media during the tail-end of the Cold War had teleported with me I would've absolutely shown you all of it-"

Kip was very rudely interrupted by the sensation of Cara glomping him with her pussy, plump lips draping themselves around his mouth as a hastily-chosen alternative to Cara just outright punching him.

"Just. Start. Licking." spoke the incredibly randy rodent, desire having long since dissolved into pure sexual antagonism. Cara very much continued to not get what she wanted, though, the muffled screams resonating below her suggesting that poor Kip was either terrified or straight-up asphyxiating. With a belligerent sigh, Cara rolled off her so-called designated date, the Mudkip flailing around like a fish out of water (Get it? GET IT?) as he attempted to breath air that wasn't contaminated by cunny stank.

"Ah, fuck," said Cara, knowing full well that she had probably made things worse. "I didn't mean to-"

"Are you kidding me? Don't apologize, that flying tackle you did was absolutely ballin'!"

"Tackle? Kip, this isn't battle, i'm trying to have sex with you."

"Oh..." Kip, put on the spot, mareepishly looked away from his partner as he tried to formulate a response.

"You do know what sex is, right?"

"I know!" the Mudkip quickly interjected, "It's the thing with all the penis... and vagina.. and stuff." Kip was practically turning his head like a Noctowl at this point in his mad dash to divorce himself from the situation using only his neck. "It's just that... I just don't think isn't that a little quick of a pace for our relationship? Shouldn't we at least, y'know, date first? Or maybe flirt a bit?"

A very, very lengthy exhale came from Cara in response to this.

"Fine, Kip, we can flirt first."

"Hells to the yeah! Do you want me to go first?"

"Yes, you can go first."

The words weren't even out of her mouth before Cara realized how badly she had immediately fucked up. There wasn't any visual indication of the fuckening of the situation, but the instant she had signed the verbal contract she could feel the very air around her change, as if she had set into motion the kind of actions that could never be properly reversed.

And soon, in the milliseconds to follow, she swore she could see it on his face. Beneath his block-headed exterior, Cara could briefly see into Kip's mind with pristine clarity.

And sweet PokeJesus, there was a Arceus-damned thought brewing in there.

Unease floored the poor Pikachu, fear painted across her cheeks as Kip's face broke into a goofy smile.

"Wait, Kip, don't-"

No, it can't end like this. She had to beat the hideous thought back, at all costs!

"DON'T SAY IT-"

Yet she was powerless to stop it. Kip's mouth had already opened, his vocal cords primed and ready to deliver what could only be described as his attempt at a flirt.

"DON'T FUCKING SAY IT!"

And yet he did anyways.

"So...", began Kip. "I herd you liek mudkipz."

They say the lightning bolt that immediately atomized the poor amphibian motherfucker could be seen from every continent on the planet.